I loved spelling because it was a relatively simple class. I just had to learn by heart how the words were written and stroll around, my classmates thought I was smart – or at least until fifth grade. Then all around me suddenly became unimpressed with my ability to spell out meteorologists.
However, critical thinking and problem solving skills were not my strength. So I suffered in math and classes that required more effort than simple spelling. Besides, I was not so good at spelling aloud, I had to write down the word and look at it to see if it was "meaningful" to me. So, the "talent" I put into spelling words right there and there came to an end when the middle school was being rolled out, and most of my friends did not even consider it a talent, but rather a Nerd ability that ultimately was pointless. As one classmate told me after proudly proclaiming that Aardvark starts with two A's: "Who the hell cares, we could just search a dictionary for the correct spelling.
And though he's technically correct, and I agree that the ability to spell correctly is not a reliable way to measure their intelligence, I think even he shakes his head at some of the hilarious mistakes these people made would.
The All Of Garden is a comprehensive botanical experience.
I knew a guy named Hal A. Peenyo. Solid type.
If you choose a restaurant for a date, not only think about the quality of the food, think of the Umleyonce.
The man was hit so hard he did not go through it; he eventually died of beats.
The Sergeant Animal persuaded me to pet them and give them snacks – then let them down and give them 20 pushups.
C-Jah, a reggae artist, had to be hospitalized for the violent shocks he experienced while recording his new album.
Mr. Meaner and his wife Missus Hippie are happily married for 30 years despite their different personalities.
Once the duck has firmly gripped the avocado in its feathers, it can then support the quack, then choose Molye for the nart. You will scone the beef in no time!
Susan was so devoted to her future new employer, she vowed to mock her references when she got the position to show how far she wanted to go.
The house had Florida Ceiling Windows, though located in Massachusetts.
He spoke or "habla" gated, an elven language hidden for centuries, with colleagues from Tolkien, whom he met during his semester abroad in Argentina.
The Thesaurus Bakery + Grammar Café sells delicious synonym rolls and metaphor biscuits for sale.
In Philadelphia, the famous Italian cheese is called "Parma Jawn".
The amphibious jug celebrated its no-hitter by sneaking into a nearby pond and feeding on moss.
Although France is considered the language of love, Millennials flow as a new romance on the veranda of the geese.
Matt went into food history and thought he could buy Linguini, but his inability to speak the local dialect sent him home empty-handed.
Sandwich lovers everywhere were despised by the Westboro Baptist Church, which was despised for the classic LGBT.
The "for dinner or …?" Option hungry students left voluntary questions, whether they should choose their promised lunch or the mystery option as compensation.
Protesters of the Anti-Lizard Rights were very dissatisfied with the Supreme Court ruling on married iguanas.
Cupertino-based tech giant has just released its latest piece of consumer technology: the Apple Hole Stery. What could it be?
"Paint Toast and Tall Of Rent" is a story of a child refusing to drink milk from a bottle if it was not arranged properly.