I grew up in a marginalized superstitious family that has brought some beliefs and hocus-pocus superstitions from the old country. I could not make too much noise late at night for fear of putting on a "djinn." I could not point to cemeteries or stare too long in a mirror or my face would be deformed and Heaven help me if I were ever mean or disobedient to my parents or grandparents, because then I would see a fucking life that would take me to ruin the day I died.
But the idea of "back-pitching" or kicking, walking under ladders or stealing the macchiato of a black cat is not something my family has really bought. Sure, we believed in supernatural things and the idea that Karma would re-connect with you or your kids, but "bad luck"?
No honey, it's not a fortune that ruins your life, it's an invisible species of metaphysical monsters that exist on another level of which we know little – but they are mentioned in the Qur'an, so be careful!
There are phenomena that are so unfortunate that if you look at pictures of them, they will cause the same bad luck. This Friday, the 13th, you should look at these pictures with extreme caution.
That definitely has to hurt.
How much are your fingers hurting right now? I do not even make my nails and it's mine.
Yellow watermelon is simply unnatural. Unnaturally, I say.
That's right, you heard me. We're just in juicy red watermelons this summer, okurr?
Who owns this phone is really cursed.
He had a bumper, had fallen perfectly to the ground and was still broken. I know the fear of the safety of my poor phone.
The person who dropped this amazing sculpture.
You could call the new look Avant-garde … That's what it looked like originally,
These people who just saw the lions after taking the picture.
You would think you heard her laughing in the distance …Lion King lied to us, man.
Your next blizzard will be a nightmare.
I hope you invested in blankets. Winter is coming.
Your shoes will always not match.
I think you could only hope that nobody notices.
One. Number. Out. Everyone. Time.
You will win almost your entire life in the lottery. Enjoy the madness that follows.
This hapless man.
If you look at it, you will always press on the sunroof button in winter.
This bad kitchen.
You will never again enjoy a meal in your home.
This "advanced" AC system.
After seeing this picture, the elements will attack your cars forever.
This randomly assigned license plate.
The shark, who should have expected that.
The sharks get from today the first fishing.
When a diva does not work.
You will never have the chance to make history in your life after seeing Kalinic & # 39; s sad face.
This candle mess.
Special candle time is ruined forever.
The discovery of bugs actually attracts bugs.
God has left you and left you to be eaten.
You will always get stuck in slides, have fun, climb back.
This Kröger collapse.
You will never be able to shop in peace again.
Spotify is ruined.
Your library will be filled all the time.
This pistachio with cocoons inside.
Peeled nuts will hate you forever.
This dipping sauce package.
You can kiss your pizza diving days bye.
This TV shot with a Bb cannon.
This boy shot his dad's TV with an air rifle. You will never again be able to watch a show comfortably.
If you've made it through the whole list without getting into a mess (YET!) Then my hat will come to you.