14. The matrix
Deck the halls – what the hell? It's the perfect way to cheer up your home in a non-traditional way if you can stand the smell as you grow up. Welcome to the worst nightmare of any vegan: The Roommate Prank, known as Hot Dog Mistletoe.
While it looks like a surreal art exhibition, this dangling debauchery lies on the more nervous side of the roommate range. For starters, the use of perishable food is always a gamble. But imagine the satisfaction of this special man, coming home late and with dim eyes, turning on the lights and stumbling these Labyrinth of processed meat.