25. Simply magical
There is much to say for this wonderful roommate trick. It's the interface of cost efficiency, an irritating way to waste your roommate's time, and a blissfully bad dad joke. Are you taking notes? Go directly into the vegetable garden, you're just a leek away from being able to hook someone up royally.
Did you guess what the joke is about? No, it's not meant to surprise or scare anyone when they walk in the garden. Instead, tell your roommate that you need their help with something urgently – there is one leek in the bath, No lies, no misunderstandings, but get ready for a serious groan.