5th party foul
They once told him they told him twice, but he never listened to their advice: do Not At the house party fainting, because there are absolutely consequences for such a misstep. These insidious Pranksters have exchanged the traditional sharpie marking treatment for something much more.
Falling asleep while sitting is a skill not everyone possesses, but the talent of this outrage was also its downfall and provided the perfect backdrop for this game of human Jenga. While there was a chance that he would wake up calm enough from his stun, so as not to disturb this tower, we will not bet on it.