We all know the etiquette in the parking lot: when a car is waiting for another person getting out of a position, you can not just drive your car to the place and "steal" that space.
Sure, technically, the room does not belong to the person waiting for it, but it's common courtesy. Besides, I would not do that for fear of what the person would do with my car after I left it behind.
And Twitter user Lil Skitzz showed exactly what happened if you completely ignored the rules of the parking lot and you are in front of a shop selling huge amounts of toilet paper.
It all started when Skitzz and his buddy were waiting for a place in Walmart.
They could not believe that the guy would just wait there in his car while they were clearly there first, waiting for someone else to leave.
There he is. I'm just sitting there in his green CR-V, thinking he's slick and on the verge of stealing someone else's place. Such a despicable behavior. He probably only sees the beginning of Bambi when her mother dies.
Skitzz's fears were confirmed when the guy came in and stole his place. You're always worried that this will happen to you, but really do not think it could take that long. Sad. So very sad.
Skitzz rolled down his window to inform the man of his treacherous behavior. The guy's answer? "Your name is not looking for a hole." I know. This guy has to pay. And pay a lot of time.
The key to a good revenge plan is to make sure the punishment matches the crime. It's not that the guy broke his windshield or put sugar in his gas tank. So Skitzz could not cut off the tires of his car or put them on fire. That would go too far. So he chose the perfect weapon for his revenge and it was right in the Walmart they had parked outside.
He immediately went back to the parking lot to get to work and covered every inch of the bright green crossover SUV with Charmin. At least Skitzz jumped for the good brand.
He had a good time doing it too, calling people to admire his handy work. Some snapped photos and nodded as Skitzz informed them of the man's crime.
Everyone agreed that if you're standing in the car park of another person, you definitely deserve to package your car in exactly what people like you should wipe away from existence.
After the deed was over, Skitzz ducked behind a car with a boy from afar to pick up the dirty spot stealer's reaction. It was priceless.
The guy drops his bags and takes what has just happened. I would like to think that at this moment he is reevaluating his life choices. He needs to know that at some level, what he did was absolutely wrong.
At this point in the video, you get the full view of the "damage" inflicted on the guy's car. It's completely covered with the toilet paper and you notice that Skitzz took the time to roll the TP under and around him.
It's just delightful to see the guy struggling to get rid of the toilet paper. I just do not know why he used his purchases.
After they are content to watch the guy finish his TP-covered whip, they get into their car and roll up, yelling at him outside the window to have his righteous desserts. The guy needs a moment and realizes they've had the last laugh.
He's trying to chase after Skitzzz and his buddy, but it's too late. "Hey, even though I was completely wrong and was a terrible person because you stole your parking, stop it, I'll beat you for it!"
His flimsy attempt to cling to the car fails, and Skitzzz and his buddy are out of the way, leaving the sorry excuse for a human behind to clean his toilet-covered car.
Check it out on Skitzzz's Twitter below – it's just too good. Boy I love it when rude idiots get their fair pay.
Hopefully he'll think twice before taking another person again.