It's tough out there in the world of online dating. Apps have people who treat each other as if they were disposable, with the left-wing mentality of "to the next." It's hard not to feel needed. It's not hard to feel needed when it looks as if your match is literally stealing parts of your body to sell on the black market and leaving the remains in a bathtub full of ice in a seedy motel room. Reddit user u / 193229 has shared a screenshot of a Tinder profile that raises all eyebrows because it looks like the stimulus in a horror movie. Meet Nicole, a very sweet 26-year-old who is said to be a nurse. So … she has medical experience. Who would not just wipe this beautiful lady? Make sure you read the bio, folks. Always read the biography. Here's what Nicole is looking for: Okay, that sounds reasonable. Who does not want a trusted, HEALTHY companion to grow old?
Maybe Nicole saw some things in the hospital – and she does not want to bring her work home and has to look after a guy who is bedridden or can not do gardening. Fair enough!
Let's read on: Um, okay, that's pretty specific. She wants a man with … organs? All her organs? She is just hungry for organs!
Well, fair enough. There are certainly people who lead a happy, functional life, even if they have lost an organ, but maybe Nicole does not want that anymore. We all have our dating tactics.
What else does Nicole want? WTF, Nicole.
As commentators point out, it looks like Nicole is looking for someone who has very healthy organs to steal: You know, as a "reporter" I try to be objective, but I have to interject here that this profile is WRONG IS Although some other versions appeared when they appeared on Reddit, people have realized that this is a popular joke, or there is currently a particularly awkward group of organ thieves on Tinder: They got on July 16, 2018 a pile of organ harvesting on Tinder .- @ (@jhethefilmbae)
I had no idea that Organ Harvesting Tinder was one thing. Time to jump again! – Andrea Thomson Viner (@andrea_viner) July 15, 2018
I can not believe that's one thing. I've heard of catfishing, but that's just harvest. Is there a documentary about any of these Tinder organ theft encounters? pic.twitter.com/Rl6HkYF82q- Yotes @ BronyCon (@TonyYotes) July 15, 2018
Tinder is 90% Organ Harvester More – An Alien called Stevie (@erykhill) July 14, 2018
If you're really an organ harvester, you probably have many chiller profiles as Nicoles. To say exactly which organs you are eyeing in your biography is ham radio If you want to steal your organs on a date, you want it to be done by a professional! 😉